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Noob Demotivational Poster


TAGS: noob
Rating: 4.71/5

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TAGS: noobs teapot
Rating: 4.45/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - September 1, 2011, 5:57 am
Can I borrow that adaptation for my Ventrilo server? and my work?
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:01 am
couldnta said it better
pzykosiz - February 16, 2011, 9:04 pm
total win. 5L's

SLASH - Cannot tune his own guitar.

TAGS: noob guitar meat slash hard rock
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by James

rosco1151 - January 12, 2011, 11:36 pm
Of course he can tune a guitar. He doesn't while playing gigs - his guitar tech does it offstage. But I'd prefer to watch him play songs, not stand there tuning guitars...
jtft57 - December 5, 2010, 10:57 pm
this man is that talented, there is no way he cant tune a guitar
Kicker - March 5, 2009, 8:57 pm
He's Slash, one ex guitar of guns'n roses and he cant tune his own guitar cause he never finished the fucking musician school.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 9:33 am
He WAS the lead guitarist for guns n roses. Hasnt been for a while now.
303 - November 29, 2008, 7:15 pm
That's slash. Hes the lead guitarist from Guns 'n' roses. He's pretty good at playing.
Absoludicrous - August 29, 2008, 8:47 pm
That's shameful. Saying that about a guitarist is like saying he can't wipe his own ass. I don't even know who the hell that is though. Is he any good at playing?

YOUUUUUUUUU - Soulja Boy In Da House

TAGS: soulja boy you soldier boy crank dat noobs epic
Rating: 1.31/5

More motifakes by zing34567

Surri - December 30, 2008, 11:52 pm
Epic Woman Appears!
psychohistorian - November 23, 2008, 10:55 pm
Holy shit, it's Tarja!

PWNING NOOBS - Always fun...right up to the moment they tear both of your arms from their sockets.

VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.

STFU - 'n GTFO noob

TAGS: bird stfu noob gtfo
Rating: 1.94/5

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runtor - November 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
I like panurt beeper and jemmy.
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LEGEND was probably the only role where Tom Cruise didn't play an overconfident dick.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
LEGEND Gheyest Tom Cruise movie ever! Yet somehow my favouritist Tom Cruise movie ever.
forseti - November 29, 2010, 3:46 am
You want noobs to stfu and gtfo with your first poster? In relation to (your) comments this is pretty funny... Anyway, it's funny, just too close to the same pic with a much better caption and text from a legend. 3L from me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:28 pm
Play nice, please.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:27 pm
Steady there, Shiny. Scroll down. This has been amply addressed.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:26 pm
day late, dude
Mr. Shiny - November 28, 2010, 10:25 pm
This isn't funny. Instead of lingering in the comments list, why don't you pick up what's left of your dignity and go make a better poster?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 9:09 am
at least I'm not a cow..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 4:41 am
You still look stupid...(and you're not smart)
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 4:40 am
I feel smart
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:26 am
I thought it was hilarious too! Oh, and the motifake's pretty funny as well 5L
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:23 am
You sick, demented, horrible person!
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:22 am
I thought it was hilarious.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:19 am
This was never a laughing matter.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am
It's not fun anymore. It's just stupid.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am
Be weary of the invisible cribbage shackles. They tend to adorn frozen bat-wings while fishing for dead metal rivers on the saddle of forgiveness.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:08 am
I'll keep it going then.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am

that is my feeding the rumor mill.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am
I wouldn't know.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:06 am

they sound thay way when they are freshly pierced
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:04 am
He's speaking in tongues...
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:03 am

and why my basket gotta be pink?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:03 am

yeah, what he said (man, the whole Japanese thing was easier)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:01 am
You know, I've said it once, and I'll say it again. You can't thoroughly scrutinize the catastrophic pink basket gorilla society for taking the whistling flute series treasure blasters on an indigenous hunt for the ancient broom-handle burial grounds.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:01 am
who me?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
That just made things awkward for everyone.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
Runt, we tend to move on when things are getting redundant. We all gave you some hints, tips, and advice. (seasoned with a few insults) just relax and go with the flow.
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:56 am
not possible to love your family too much claire. =)
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
Crank, you love your momma too much.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
What did I manage to do? Gah, I give up. This is getting nowhere quick.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
ill go with the Freudian method on this one
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
kawasaki chicken ceasar please
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:50 am
Or maybe he just wanted a motorbike and happened to be craving salad.
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:49 am
LOL I get enough fruit in my diet thanks
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:48 am
@cranky.... It is a deep manifestation of your need to toss a bikers salad....
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:47 am
so this one time, when i was like 14, i had a dream that i drove a motorbike into a huge bowl of salad. that is all.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:45 am
Nor I, yet you seem to manage it.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:43 am
Yes, I agree with you. I (believe it or not) don't take many things personally at all. But, votes are what people think of the poster, not me. I don't see how you can confuse that at all.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:39 am
Votes, language, it's all the same concept of what people think of you. As Ag said, you can't take things personally here- or anywhere, really.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
Yeah, you're right, Ag. I keep forgetting that pride is misplaced on the internet. I'll save it for the more deserving individuals I meet in person. It's much more fun when you can see facial expressions.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:32 am
I'm pretty sure I was talking about the votes when I said that I don't care. Doesn't mean I don't care when someone (internet or not) insults my use of a language. Heck, if I could, I would give the option for negative stars!
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:27 am
Cute, four comments in a row. That's a lot for someone who doesn't care.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Slow your roll... you can't take things personally here.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:24 am
I just realized I made a mistake in reading that post about "learn and grow". I didn't separate that from the first statement. Sorry!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:19 am
And if you're going to criticize someone's spelling and grammar, at least learn to use it to perfection yourself. I can count eight errors in your last two posts. Though, don't take this as a correction, for I'm not claiming I'm great at this language.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:16 am
Whew! I'm glad I don't really care how many them I get! Boy, this world would be crashing down about me if I did...
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:15 am
I don't see how a not so great of a grammatical error would mean English (notice the capitalized "e") is my second language. And even if it was, how would looking at other existing posters help my English in any way?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:08 am
see those little things below your poster that look like poodles?...They're Lions...and you only get 1.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
work on the english... I'm assuming it's not your first language? You have potential, but you need to take more time looking at the existing posters... learn and grow.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
Excuse me... I've never seen... yeah, I'm sticking with that. And what the hell does "1L" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:02 am
"saw" you never "saw" the other poster....All that aside, This isn't funny. 1L
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:01 am
it was posted less than a week ago, sorry dude,dudette or dudah. (dont want to offend gender/orientation here)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Hmmmm, I never seen that other poster before. I just thought this when I saw the picture online.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:53 am
Wail on it, woman... you have run of the site.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:52 am
It was well deserved considering 122003
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:52 am
I know, right?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:49 am
I hate to 1L bomb, but are you serious?

RETARDS - They're Everywhere


NOOBS - At the tender age of 5, young Wolfgang Amadeus was already composing. Many greybeards of the day would call that noise.

TAGS: noob mozart still mozart
Rating: 4.5/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 10:19 am
over 600 works, many acknowledged as pinnacles of symphonic, concertante, chamber, operatic, and choral music, all before the age of 35 - talk about *nal retentive :)
forseti - February 4, 2012, 10:07 am
Mozart didn't compose 15 piano pieces a day but compressed the quality in one single master piece... Just saying. ;)
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
thanks. NooBs unite !
holymoly - February 3, 2012, 6:28 pm
As long as there is quality to the posts, nobody is going to consider it noise no matter how new we are... nice job... btw thanks for standing up for us NooBs.... 5 diapered lions


NOOOOO - Stupid Noob spawn camping.

TAGS: halo dead noob
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Neuw

LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 9:36 am
Sorry...just went through the "new" postings...there should be an "ignore" button for some of the stuff that makes it through so you never have to see it again!
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 9:25 am
Ya, thats what I really meant.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 8:36 am
No! We don't!
dgbt - April 6, 2009, 9:18 pm
Hey! We need more Halo posters!

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - Sorry I can't hear you from here.

TAGS: cocky noobs die young
Rating: 4.8/5

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Derek - February 8, 2012, 8:24 pm
Picasso wasn't short on either.
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
ni5ely done BeNice, nicely done
gas - February 6, 2012, 4:11 pm
LOL. I'm becoming a fan, as the olders here say: keep 'em coming!
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:11 pm
now I can die :)
crankyhead - February 6, 2012, 2:49 pm


TAGS: bootcamp noob poster creation drillsgt
Rating: 4.45/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:44 pm
some people like that kind of thing
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
She is hot, and I think she even made him wet his pants right there too, ohhh mcrd
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:43 pm
Glad I could provide you with quality fap fodder, sir.
GySgt1811 - February 16, 2011, 11:23 am
Sorry, her little bit of spittle made me stutter with uncontrolled passion.
GySgt1811 - February 16, 2011, 11:21 am
Thanks Monk! Finally! A Chickfake that really turns me on! She's gorgeous! (Klingon love, anyone?)5 oohrahs! (Jarheadspeak for "I love you.")
GySgt1811 - February 16, 2011, 11:20 am
Thanks Monk! Finally! A Chickfake that really turns me on! She's gorgeous! (Klingon love, anyone?)5 oohrahs! (Jarheadspeak for "I love you.")
palmat - February 16, 2011, 4:08 am
=)) made my day. 5L mister
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 12:17 am
Brilliant! I can really hear her lol! 5 Full metal jackets!

CLARIFICATIONS - Sometimes rejection reasons for "not funny enough" are difficult for noobs to understand.

TAGS: clueless noobs need clarification
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Airman - September 27, 2010, 7:09 pm
LOL at Don Scorpion
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
oh, forgive me don scorpion, My noobness slipped out.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
oh for the love of....it's the last sentence in the comic ;)
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:34 pm
NAFW? More hieroglyphics to me. Help a noob out here.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 6:29 pm
I laughed at this, 5 NAFW's
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 5:54 pm
Thanks. I felt it fit the bill for the recent debate that occurred.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 5:21 pm

LMFAO....a huge 5'er monkey.

File Transfer -

PRETTY SURE.. - its called GENOCIDE ...newb

TAGS: funny newb noob genocide extinction
Rating: 2.25/5
james - May 2, 2009, 2:45 am
just to clear something up genocide is the mass killing of people by people for profit thats all.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:13 pm
A meteor striking the planet is called nothing, because there is no one left afterward to say anythi-...
RnR - October 29, 2008, 12:11 pm
objection your honor, we still have got Bruce Willis, a few nukes and a top secret space shuttle :) :)
Nobody - October 29, 2008, 12:03 pm
Correct - a meteor striking the planet is called the Apocalypse, or more commonly, "That's it, we're fucked."
Albertfrankenstein - August 17, 2008, 6:38 am
Pretty sure it's not, dumbass. Genocide is the killing of one race by another. A meteor? We call that "shit happens".

RETARDNESS - The picture speaks for it self.

TAGS: internet noob retard
Rating: 1.82/5

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Culos - December 25, 2008, 5:19 pm
Are you sure you typed your handle correctly? Should it not have been 'jacked off'???


TAGS: noob day toy soldiers
Rating: 4.9/5

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GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
solid gold 5L


TAGS: noob overreact rejection reason
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - March 12, 2012, 1:50 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 1:00 pm
Thanks for the advise MonkeyLove... NOW I know the secret to posting to Motifake 5L
crankyhead - October 25, 2010, 9:37 pm
this is great


TAGS: noobs n00bs seedlings motichum basement padding
Rating: 4.73/5

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GreyScorpion - August 23, 2010, 6:06 pm
mmmm, doughnut seeds...5L
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:02 pm
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 4:24 pm
Dog wanted nothing to do with a whoopin' on this one.
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:21 pm
HA! Nice. Even the dog isn't eating that stuff. Probably on-line 5L'ing posters... 5L.


TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

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autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?

DIFFERENCES - most of them are little OTHERS ARE HUGE

TAGS: greybeards noobs regulars quality quantity
Rating: 4.56/5

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rodangol - January 16, 2012, 7:11 pm
stolen modification coming soon, 5

N00BS - All nice and enthusiastic additions to the family... Till they start flooding you with junk...

TAGS: noob junk family enthusiastic demotivate
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 6:59 am
"Meep Meep" - Roadrunner
spacedog - August 20, 2011, 1:37 pm
"Honk Honk" -Harpo Marx
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 1:50 am
"If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." - Happy Gilmore
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:28 am
I am not that clever :D
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:27 am
"Observe all men; thy self most." — Benjamin Franklin "Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end." - Henry Miller. LOL, I use Google :D
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" — Oscar Wilde



TAGS: roast noob poster day cubby
Rating: 4.13/5

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ThrillerMan - March 20, 2011, 11:03 am
Huh. I thought they were rabid dogs that went to china.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2011, 10:55 pm
In case you're wondering... Guinea Pigs


REQUIRED READING - Timmy... If you don't have your copy already... Please visit Chompers in his van.

TAGS: timmy noobs
Rating: 3.82/5

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CHOMPERS - Now streaming "live video" from the back of his van! Subscribe now for $2.99 a month!

ATTENTION NEW MOTIFAKERS! - We're not laughing with you. Don't worry, keep trying and we might stop laughing at you.

TAGS: noobs
Rating: 3.57/5

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HEY NOOBS! - Join the forums...introduce yourself Don't be a TIMMY...ok?

TAGS: noob
Rating: 2.77/5

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The Ripper - April 1, 2009, 8:27 am
What a terrible picture

Fail -

AMERICANS - People who don't learn geography.

TAGS: americans noobs idiots flag fag geography holland french asshole bush
Rating: 1.86/5

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Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
AMERICANS - January 14, 2009, 9:46 am
why learn what will eventually be blown up?

WARNINGS - Welcome To Motifake Please Adhere To All Ride Rules

TAGS: welcome noobs i plan to ban all trolls timmys
Rating: 4.84/5

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themansn - February 3, 2011, 6:24 am
xDD this poster... if I wouldn't be at work, I would rofl at this so much :D
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:58 pm
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To damn funny rerun! 5L


TAGS: noobs pogonophobia fear beards
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:11 pm


TAGS: motifake service announcement noobs lions
Rating: 4.74/5

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RonE - February 5, 2012, 4:40 am
Most excellent. The switching of letters and numbers drives someone like me bananas. Once to give props is sweet but more than that is too much like texting and makes me want to grab their "phone" computer and smash it.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 1:50 am
tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:41 pm
Most excellent!
Feasibly - February 4, 2012, 3:44 pm
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:47 pm
*tries to not look in suzieq's direction* ;) I 7hink 3v3ry0n3 5h0u1d hav3 t0 in73gra73 7h3ir v0735 in70 7h3ir c0mm3n75. 7ha7 way w3 can a11 g1ar3 a7 7h053 wh0 1L & 2L. ;P 101!
gas - February 4, 2012, 12:57 pm
it'5 th5 ev5luti5n 5f l5ngu5g5 xD
ICEMAN - February 4, 2012, 12:47 pm
5 Old School poodles
Sho - February 4, 2012, 11:57 am

Parodies -


TAGS: mentoring imranting noobs
Rating: 4.6/5

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Derek - July 8, 2010, 7:00 pm
- and spelling-Nazi provocation? ;}) 5L's dude poster.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 9:11 am




TAGS: rerun teacher noobland
Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - May 13, 2011, 5:17 pm
I may never shut my eyes again.

DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...

TAGS: chompers alley noobs august 10
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
This one's Noobs... is that close enough?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:27 pm
You're not leading them to the playgirl van, are ya?
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
1L Bombed By The Noobs...ironic :), ill Give You 5L As Compensation.


NOOBS BE WARNED - Your first 4 Lions just may be your last.

TAGS: lions noobs oz
Rating: 4.03/5

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Atheistftwlol - April 3, 2011, 9:48 pm
agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:34 pm
Very nice.


TAGS: roast noob day voodoo pzy
Rating: 4/5

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champ99 - March 16, 2011, 11:08 am
What are you complaining about? I'm the one on his knees...
voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Dear lord! I look sooooo fat in this pic. How did you get it?

BEFORE CHOMPERS VAN - There was a TOTALLY DIFFERENT initiation process here.

TAGS: pre chompers initiation process noobs
Rating: 3.92/5

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Moose - February 18, 2010, 3:17 am
Thank the elder god that I signed up as late as I did, that looks far more unpleasant than the shame and balloon animals I was subjected to.


TAGS: rise of the noobs
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 3:17 pm
Bring em' on!

ARUBA - yes, this exists.

TAGS: aruba wtf noob
Rating: 1.74/5

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